Portland Gay Realtor & Gay Real Estate
The Property Weirdos - Sean Brochin
BUY-CURIOUS?! The Property Weirdos are here to help!
We help queer folks, activists, artists, polycules, neurodivergents & other delightfully freaky people find forever homes in Portland... and BEYOND!
Looking to buy a house with your chosen family? Hoping to find alternate paths towards home ownership? The Property Weirdos can help you find lenders who work with all types of financial backgrounds. We LOVE to subvert the bullshit hetero-patriarchal notion that nuclear family is the only way one can achieve permanent, affordable housing. We’ll help you hit that Easy Button so you can say “FUCK YOU!” to your landlord and CHANGE THE PARADIGM!
If you’re looking to upgrade, we’ve got your back there, too! We work with local stagers, handy people, real estate photographers, and other service professionals to get you the best rate of return on your current property.
What are you waiting for?! Drop into our inbox and let’s get you permanently housed, so we can be old freaks TOGETHER, in communities of mutual love, support, and interconnectedness!




